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a synonym for bacon, coined by me.
Mr. Grate: Johnson! The company picnic is in 5 days. What are you bringing?
Johnson: I'm bring..
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Same thing as a pussy fart
Man, when I pulled out, Cheryl let loose a cooter poot that parted my hair!
See Ferguson..
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Train station uniform and fluffy scarf sporting. Also inflicted with a horrific skin disease due to excess consumption of microwave pizz..