Stowaway

What is Stowaway?


1.

a friend who rides in a car with a group of females after the bar closes to ensure they come back to your house for a late night gathering. The stowaway helps thwart the negative energy carried by the overly cautious fat, or bitchy female of the group who thinks they should just go home.

I wasn't sure if those girls were actually going to come back to our place after the bar closed. Fortunately, Uncle Bob talked his way into their car and became a stowaway.

See stow away, stow-away, navigator, birddog

2.

Whilst spooning with a girl, presumably in the nude--

used to describe the act of flipping your dick down, between the girl's ass cheeks, as opposed to flipping it up; thus preventing her tailbone from crushing your dick.

The other night my girl discovered my Stowaway. Agitated,

she proceeded to roll over to the other side of the bed.

Damn.

Another unrelated night,

"HEY! What is that?!"

"Bitch that's my Stowaway. Go back to sleep."

See spoon, spooning, spooned, spoons, safe, save, dick, cock, tailbone, coccyx, crush

3.

An uneaten item of food still in your mouth hours after you thought you'd eaten it.

Always rinse your mouth out after eating to avoid stowaways.

See food, hanger, linger, grub, morsel


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