What is Straddle Blasting?
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When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist, visciously inserts her tongue into the back of your esophagus, all while dry humping the hell out of your dong.
"Ah man, last night me and Shannon were watchin this movie and then out of no where she jumped on top of me and began Straddle Blasting the fuck outta me!"
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What happens when one experiences the orgasmic pleasures of a really great computer or a really great computer accessory.
This internet..
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its when u talk but before each vowel u say UB
ubi druboppubed thube r bubomb
(i dropped the r bomb)..
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Is an insult used for a girl that needs to deuche.
Are we at the aquarium or is she a deuche noodle?
See smelly, nasty, dirty, retard,..
