Straddle Blasting

What is Straddle Blasting?

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When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist, visciously inserts her tongue into the back of your esophagus, all while dry humping the hell out of your dong.

"Ah man, last night me and Shannon were watchin this movie and then out of no where she jumped on top of me and began Straddle Blasting the fuck outta me!"

See dry humping, dry riding
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