What is Straddle Blasting?
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When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist, visciously inserts her tongue into the back of your esophagus, all while dry humping the hell out of your dong.
"Ah man, last night me and Shannon were watchin this movie and then out of no where she jumped on top of me and began Straddle Blasting the fuck outta me!"
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When you send an email before you're ready to send.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it..
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possibly the worst movie ever made. the creation of uwe boll, possible the worst director ever.
alone in the dark sucks my ass...
