What is Straddle Blasting?
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When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist, visciously inserts her tongue into the back of your esophagus, all while dry humping the hell out of your dong.
"Ah man, last night me and Shannon were watchin this movie and then out of no where she jumped on top of me and began Straddle Blasting the fuck outta me!"
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The act of trying to flirt with someone extensively, what one who is tyring to flirt does to the one who is being flirted with.
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when you fart and green diahria runs down the side of your leg and hits your sock.
Dude i just aliened that one.. go get some tissues...
