What is Straddle Blasting?
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When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist, visciously inserts her tongue into the back of your esophagus, all while dry humping the hell out of your dong.
"Ah man, last night me and Shannon were watchin this movie and then out of no where she jumped on top of me and began Straddle Blasting the fuck outta me!"
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(v.i.) Out to lunch; not having it together; acting in a stupid way. Typically derogatory.
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To approach someone with the intention to bring harm. Most commonly with a shank and/or baseball bat wrapped with barbed wire.
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A fag who blocks another fag from getting some.
Barry can be such an ass blocker at times.
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