What is Straddle Blasting?
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When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist, visciously inserts her tongue into the back of your esophagus, all while dry humping the hell out of your dong.
"Ah man, last night me and Shannon were watchin this movie and then out of no where she jumped on top of me and began Straddle Blasting the fuck outta me!"
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When you pluck one of someone's pubes without them knowing, for one reason or another. (Popularized by the NBC show, My Name Is Ear..
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smoking crack out of a glass pipe
Can you believe after months of rehab Tyrone is back to hittin the glass?
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