What is Straddle Blasting?
1.
When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist, visciously inserts her tongue into the back of your esophagus, all while dry humping the hell out of your dong.
"Ah man, last night me and Shannon were watchin this movie and then out of no where she jumped on top of me and began Straddle Blasting the fuck outta me!"
See
Random Words:
1.
peeing in a plastic bag and then pouring the pee all over your partners face until they drown.
dude, that bitch has about 13 yellow luc..
1.
To take a shit, usually an especially large one at that.
Every morning I drop a duke, eat cereal, then shower.
See duke, dookie, shit,..
