What is Straddle Blasting?
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When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist, visciously inserts her tongue into the back of your esophagus, all while dry humping the hell out of your dong.
"Ah man, last night me and Shannon were watchin this movie and then out of no where she jumped on top of me and began Straddle Blasting the fuck outta me!"
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A woman's polite way of telling you that you're about as well-hung as a two-year-old. Synonyms: two-inch tickler and two-pump ..
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A word used when you can't remember the word that you want to be saying
Origin: S. Glover
From the Latin: Oojamaflip-umus
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