Straddle Tale

What is Straddle Tale?

Someone who cock blocks you by revealing your past sexual exploits to your current breezy.

I could tell she was into me until that straddle tale told her about the Vegas stripper.

See cock block, stripper, screwed

Horseslap

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Hugenormous

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Schlagle

1. the act of performing anal sex on a constipated person I totally performed a schlagle on her last night. It was.... weird See anal, se..

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