Straddle Tale

What is Straddle Tale?

Someone who cock blocks you by revealing your past sexual exploits to your current breezy.

I could tell she was into me until that straddle tale told her about the Vegas stripper.

See cock block, stripper, screwed

Wants On

1. a strong, uncontrollable desire for someone sexually. You can tell by his giant woody, that he "wants on" Mary. See horny, r..

Futtbuck

1. The compromised version of "buttfuck". Can be used in public without having stones cast at you. Man, I would totally futtbuck..

Vultek

1. A person who can not fly planes. They suck so bad they are easily beaten by noobs. OMG I am such a vultek. See Fool..

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