Straddleships

What is Straddleships?


1.

Toilet/WC based game involing 2 people (intimate)

One person sits on the toilet whilst another person straddles them. The first person dumps his/her first ship (feces). The second person then has to try and target the first ship. If successful that person lets out the exclamation "You sank my straddleship!" The game continues until all ships are sunk or bad wind forces a stalemate.

"Me and the missus had a wicked game of straddleships last night... I was a little bit ill so it was more like napalm"

See straddle, ships, toilet, game, smell


16

Random Words:

1. A Gawkrodger (or Gawk) is someone who is considered an idiot or a twastard. Most Gawkrodgers also have hot sisters. Gawkrodgers get pi..
1. “he gets on my wick”, means “he annoys me intensely” These Irish boys are brilliant. "Shining Light" gets on my wick though....
1. Used to describe something so incoherent that you forgot how to spell incoherent correctly. Peekay: if i tell you falsehoods long enoug..