What is Straddle-whipped?
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the above definition is incorrect, because a one ryan abbott in fact gets more pussy than oliver himself, its just that no one knows about it
oliver this should be a hint that something is going on you dont know about
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Similar to the common term "Pussy-whipped" except this person in fact does not receive any pussy. This person is on a leash so short they sometimes turn to the same sex for pleasure. Made popular by one Ryan J. Abbott.
Ryan is so straddle-whipped he refuses to hook up with anyone.
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Random Words:
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Someone who is a gay pussy or just a word to use when you are mad
Patrick:Wow, Soupy is such a fucking QUIM FIGGIT.
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A random herbthat walks past you, usually making fucking terrible jokes with his other herb friends.
*kid walks by while me and my frie..
