What is Straddle-whipped?
1.
the above definition is incorrect, because a one ryan abbott in fact gets more pussy than oliver himself, its just that no one knows about it
oliver this should be a hint that something is going on you dont know about
See
2.
Similar to the common term "Pussy-whipped" except this person in fact does not receive any pussy. This person is on a leash so short they sometimes turn to the same sex for pleasure. Made popular by one Ryan J. Abbott.
Ryan is so straddle-whipped he refuses to hook up with anyone.
See
Random Words:
1.
Sarcastic reference to one poster on a message board grandstanding and offering to fight another poster in real life. Harkens back to b..
1.
a long blistering fart, that ends with a stain in the britches. Often smells like the stool of a Saint Bernard. It leaves the cheeks wet..
