What is Straddle-whipped?
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the above definition is incorrect, because a one ryan abbott in fact gets more pussy than oliver himself, its just that no one knows about it
oliver this should be a hint that something is going on you dont know about
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Similar to the common term "Pussy-whipped" except this person in fact does not receive any pussy. This person is on a leash so short they sometimes turn to the same sex for pleasure. Made popular by one Ryan J. Abbott.
Ryan is so straddle-whipped he refuses to hook up with anyone.
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Random Words:
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To be a total man-whore, but in a LEGIT WAY!!!
LOL Bill is a Legit Ducky!!!
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To vomit whilst standing, after drinking too much.
After drinking too many Irish Car Bombs, he had to give a liquid curtsy.
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