Straddle-whipped

What is Straddle-whipped?


1.

the above definition is incorrect, because a one ryan abbott in fact gets more pussy than oliver himself, its just that no one knows about it

oliver this should be a hint that something is going on you dont know about

See rabbit

2.

Similar to the common term "Pussy-whipped" except this person in fact does not receive any pussy. This person is on a leash so short they sometimes turn to the same sex for pleasure. Made popular by one Ryan J. Abbott.

Ryan is so straddle-whipped he refuses to hook up with anyone.

See Oliver


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