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1. A horrible, horrible afliction of the penis. I'm sorry sir, but you have been stricken with the lopcock. See Conan..

1. what a minute guy: "u want to hook up?" girl: "w/a i thought u have a girlfriend?" guy: "uhhhh..." See..

1. Someone who is so fucked up that "cocksucker" is too rational for them, they have to do something irrational like drink the fu..