Straight Cougar

What is Straight Cougar?


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he is the epitome of all male-dom. he radiates confidence in everything he does, whether it's ordering a drink, reading a children's book, driving a badass set of wheels, or dealing with women. he's slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back -and incredibly hawt.

this badass carves his own path. he wears, drives, drinks, watches, listens, loves, and lives whatever the hell way he chooses. things are done his way when he chooses, where he chooses -uninfluenced by fads or the mullet man. his badass style is understated but instantly recognizable. like his uber cool pink batmobile or his pwnsome pair of sunglasses.

Straight Cougar is the definition of badass compressed into a single person.

See badass, cool, hawt, kicky


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