Straight Face

What is Straight Face?


1.

Showing that one is completely serious.

Lindsay Lohan's performance in I Know Who Killed Me sucked; she couldn't say one thing with a straight face.

See serious, srsly, serious business, tough, hardass

2.

The act of a male receiving oral intercourse whilst the giving partner does not use their hands in any way. Usually performed by woman with low self-confidence and no gag reflex.

Hey look! That girl Adrian knows is giving everybody straight face!!

See deepthroat, oral sex, head, blowjob, blow job

3.

Dead Serious.

You are Dumb... Straight Face. I'm not smiling :-/

See serious, no joke, mad, urgent

4.

Meaning to keep a "striaght face"during conversation or any type of activity.

Let's ride out to Shawty's crib, I'll sho nuff straight face that bitch.


97

Random Words:

1. faux lesbian; a straight woman who indulges in the lesbian lifestyle just because it's trendy Jane must be sapphosexual, she'..
1. A sexual act where the guy sits on the toilet while takin a shit, leans back, and has a girl ride him on top. That bitch was so horny s..
1. Steve-O's heartagram on the top right of his torso. Pretty much just a heartagram with a shlong hanging of the end instead of the p..