Straight Log

What is Straight Log?

A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.

So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.

My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.

See shit, anus, mean, bad, sewer, flowers, honey, nice, good

Can Of Smashed Assholes

1. somthing thats is especially unpleasant/discusting I went on the piss hard last night and I feel like a can of smashed assholes..

J Weiner

1. a penis shaped like the letter J. john calhoun: dude i was watchn this gay pornothe other night for the first time, And i went to pull..

Zamora

1. function:adj. 1. distinguished; famous,of noble or lofty character.To have high rank, official position, or social standing. 2. notabl..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Straight Log Edit Meaning