Straight Log

What is Straight Log?

A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.

So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.

My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.

See shit, anus, mean, bad, sewer, flowers, honey, nice, good

Ahahahahaha

1. a very playfull (not evil) plan laugh person 1: i no lets go and skip through this field person 2: sounds like a plan ahahahahaha..

Face Wash

1. An ice hockey term. When a player takes another player into the boards and rubs his sweaty smelly hockey glove all over the other player..

Git Offa Mah Property!!

1. What Ah holler when some varmint gits orn mah property with out mah po'misshun Varmint: La la la i'm on your property Mahsel..

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