What is Straight Log?
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A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.
So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.
My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.
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sex involving a priest and a child
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when a priest fucks someone
"dude your priest is a thremortar!"
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happening by coincidence, accidentally and unintended
By happenstance, my mom and my dad were both shopping for each other's gift ..
