Straight Man Edit Meaning

1. a penis smaller than average. I thought my dick was common until I saw the cooks at the china buffet making special sauce and realized ..

1. The act of inserting grains of rice into a Chinese male's urethra, then ejaculating him so that his semen has a rice pudding-like c..

1. After you masterbate and you need to pee (tinkle) so you go to the bathroom and pee. Guy #1: Yo yesterday after I jacked off I went to ..