Straight Mary

What is Straight Mary?

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-verb

1. the action of a female slapping her breasts on guys face. Could be a positive or a negative depending on the condition of the female and her breasts. The opposite of a gay gairy.

1. It was so gross, Sammy straight mary'd Nick last night. Those fun bags are so big, he was knocked unconscious!

See straight mary, straight, mary, breasts, slapping
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