What is Straight Piper?
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A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.
"Have you ever had to share a hotel room with John? Dude's a straight piper...It's impossible to get any sleep with the noises and smells that leak from his body"
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The repititon of the same thing over and over and over again. And then repeating it a few more times for good measure.
"Yo, yo, yo..
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1)To be shouted at random
2)To be used when describing multiple virgins
J: So, Laura, how was your weekend?
L: It was great! I went ..
