What is Straight Piper?
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A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.
"Have you ever had to share a hotel room with John? Dude's a straight piper...It's impossible to get any sleep with the noises and smells that leak from his body"
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Rougher and Tougher than "Conshy"
Where the kids are scared to walk out of their house...
"Yo John you wanna go to Lafa..
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An emo snapping his/her fingers. They're usually snapping their fingers to the theme of "The Addams Family."
Fred, stop ..
