What is Straight Piper?
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A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.
"Have you ever had to share a hotel room with John? Dude's a straight piper...It's impossible to get any sleep with the noises and smells that leak from his body"
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A person who eats fish but no other kinds of meat. Commonly referred to as "vegetarian".
"Yeah, I'm a vegetarian, b..
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Defined as the use of barbeque sauce as lubricant in the act of anal sex.
"We were out of KY jelly, so I went to the fridge and gr..
