What is Straight Piper?
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A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.
"Have you ever had to share a hotel room with John? Dude's a straight piper...It's impossible to get any sleep with the noises and smells that leak from his body"
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To unnecesarily cause someone more sadness or trouble when he or she is already in a difficult situation, usually for one's ..
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The inevitable glance you make in your rear view mirror upon passing a cop car, just to make sure he isn't going to make a U-turn a..
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To obsessively think or focus on one idea or thought, over and over again.
At work I don't get any work done because I imophricate..
