What is Straighten Up?
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When a homosexual or bisexual person alters the appearance of his or her domecile in order to hide from view any objects that could be construed as "gay." This is done in anticipation of the arrival of guests who are unaware of or uncomfortable with the individual's sexual orientation.
Oh, man, I need to straighten up before my parents get here. Jim, can you hold onto my gay porn until they leave?
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The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.
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"Hey man, why is your keyboard so sticky?"
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