What is Straighten Up?
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When a homosexual or bisexual person alters the appearance of his or her domecile in order to hide from view any objects that could be construed as "gay." This is done in anticipation of the arrival of guests who are unaware of or uncomfortable with the individual's sexual orientation.
Oh, man, I need to straighten up before my parents get here. Jim, can you hold onto my gay porn until they leave?
Random Words:
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the sound of wet-farts and splashing dookie echoing from behind a closed bathroom door.
'dad went into the bathroom this morning a..