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The distance from any given location to the nearest bar or restaurant that serves margaritas.
I love my new apartment, its got such a s..
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get so close... that the only thing gettin between me and the car ahead... is exhaust gas
When someone is trying to cut me off on the f..
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Small suburban town near San Antonio. Absolutely nothing to do but go to the 2 screen movie theater that always craps out halfway throug..