Straightjacket

What is Straightjacket?

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n- When a female becomes excessively inebriated and passes out, and a male ejaculates on both of her eyelids and lets the semen harden before she wakes up, causing her to be unable to open her eyelids when she regains consciousness.

That bitch that I straightjacketed last night lost it when she came to this morning.

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