What is Straightlifepartner?
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A platonic life parter; sometimes doubles as a best friend, co-worker, ect...
Two individuals bonded by unicorns and the government at birth; not able to be separated thus, partners for life.
Heterosexual life partner
Addie and Danielle are straightlifepartners, so on average they spend 20 hours a day together.
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When a apple on a stick is inserted into a nasty ass stinky ass vagina and is eaten by both partners.
My and my wife were hungry so i ..
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Commonly used to address your followers on Twitter.
Good morning all you tweethearts! Had breakfast with the wifey. It was amazeballs!
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