What is Straightlifepartner?
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A platonic life parter; sometimes doubles as a best friend, co-worker, ect...
Two individuals bonded by unicorns and the government at birth; not able to be separated thus, partners for life.
Heterosexual life partner
Addie and Danielle are straightlifepartners, so on average they spend 20 hours a day together.
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a closet homosexual who uses public restrooms to find a partner by sitting in a stall and tapping his foot. Homosexuals have devised thi..