Strainging Edit Meaning

1. a date that goes up in smoke (so bad) I was really looking forward to eating out with James, but his horrendous table manners made it a..

1. what would darwin do? 2. what would dogbert do? See dilbert 3. What would Dumbledore do? Wizard #1: Ah! An evil sorceror is attack..

1. A burning, painful sensation of the asshole brought on from taking a shit, having eaten really spicy food the night before. Man, I just..