What is Straining?
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when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.
Doctor: If you keep straining while you are pinching a loaf, your colon will eventually exit your sphincter, and you will get a nasty hemmorhoid.
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To go somewhere with your wife.
Joe: What are you doing this weekend?
Tom: Oh, I'm going to wife it over to Colorado to take her ..
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Area between legs that has been rubbed raw from going "commando" too long.
I haven't worn undrewear for three days and n..
