What is Straining?
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when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.
Doctor: If you keep straining while you are pinching a loaf, your colon will eventually exit your sphincter, and you will get a nasty hemmorhoid.
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The condition of checking one's email compulsively as a way to postpone doing actual work, avoid interacting with unpleasant people..
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As close to the promised land as one can possibly get without reaching that warm and delicious apple pie.
My friend Zac is such a clit ..
