Straining

What is Straining?


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when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.

Doctor: If you keep straining while you are pinching a loaf, your colon will eventually exit your sphincter, and you will get a nasty hemmorhoid.

See push, puse, pinch, dump


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