What is Straining?
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when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.
Doctor: If you keep straining while you are pinching a loaf, your colon will eventually exit your sphincter, and you will get a nasty hemmorhoid.
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a frequent and sometime fatal disease, its causes are lack of use of the male or female organs resulting in hairy palms and wheezing.
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liquid condiment used on fried fish planks at establishments such as Captain Foot or LJ Foot.
Yo Snizz, gimme some of that foot juice s..
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Something unappatizing/stupid. Afterall, who wants a muffin made of ears?
You did WHAT?! God, your such an ear muffin.
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