Straining

What is Straining?


1.

when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.

Doctor: If you keep straining while you are pinching a loaf, your colon will eventually exit your sphincter, and you will get a nasty hemmorhoid.

See push, puse, pinch, dump


61

Random Words:

1. An exclamation of extreme randomness and/or pwnage. YARGLE-SNORF! I am the King of Cheeses!..
1. The north Jersey version of a Wawa, except without the gas. Basically a convenience store with a sandwich shop. Much better than anythin..
1. the best friend a person could have. nice beautiful.funny and all round great person to be with. most girl wanna be like her. and most b..