What is Straining?
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when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.
Doctor: If you keep straining while you are pinching a loaf, your colon will eventually exit your sphincter, and you will get a nasty hemmorhoid.
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Most murders are solved in 48 hours, if they are not solved in that time frame they usually don't get solved.
Cop 1: first 48 hour..