What is Straining?
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when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.
Doctor: If you keep straining while you are pinching a loaf, your colon will eventually exit your sphincter, and you will get a nasty hemmorhoid.
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Performing anilingus on a woman while fingering her vagina. Similar to a rusty trombone.
That bitch is so hot, I'm gonna give her ..
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a twit, a moron, a dip.
Bob thinks he's a ladies man, but he's really just a choadmonkey...
