What is Straining?
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when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.
Doctor: If you keep straining while you are pinching a loaf, your colon will eventually exit your sphincter, and you will get a nasty hemmorhoid.
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When you go to sleep and you hadnt wiped your skeet.
John:Dude!,My mom caught me in my Skeet Sleep.
Bobby:HAHAHA you should of wiped y..