What is Stral?
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A stral is an intriguing sort of person whose only goal in life is to collect as many winegums as possible. They are mainly found in the south of scotland, but occasionally hang around Superdrug. KEEP AWAY FROM THEM AT ALL TIMES! No-one's winegums are safe with them lurking about!
Mr. Longbridge: Yum, what a lovely pack of wine gums I have in my hands.
Mrs Longbridge: Shhh, dear. Can't you see the stral hiding in the bushes! Keep quiet about your sugary posessions!
Stral: Garrrrrrrrrrrgghhhh
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A fancy name for a spruced up hamburger, often served at upscale restaurants in gay neighborhoods.
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