What is Stranded?
1.
To be stuck on the toilet bowl without no roll.
Stranded... stuck on the toilet bowl 'cause you ain't got no roll... to prove you're a man you must wipe it with your hand!
2.
The most fucked up you could possibly be, whether it involve alcohol, drugs or even physical beatings. Usually includes exposing of genitalia and countless decisions that seem less intellegent the next day. Being Stranded, however, never involves puking, because puking is for pussies.
Holy christ, I got so Stranded last night I flashed the hamburger at an old folks home. I don't even know any fucking old folks. Woke up naked in some fucking McDonald's while wearing a Burger King crown, and the god damn manager would not stop fucking crying. Sometimes you gotta smack a ho.
