Strangle Kojak

What is Strangle Kojak?


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when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.

see masturbate

"hey honey im going out for a while"

"alright time to get out my playboy and Strangle Kojak"

See masturbate, wank, toss off, jerk off, spank the monkey, beat the bishop, buzz the tower, simon


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