Strangle The Dangle

What is Strangle The Dangle?


1.

Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc.

Brb, I'm gonna go strangle the dangle.

See masterbate, jackoff, dick, balls


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