Stranglewank

What is Stranglewank?

The act of dying by strangulation and masturbating (wanking) at the same time.

Invented and performed the first and last time by David Carradine of Kung-Fu/ Kill Bill/Death Race 2000 fame.

David Carradine died during stranglewanking on the 3rd of June 2009.

RIP David.

See wanking, death, kill bill, suicide, orgasm, Janez

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