Strangling Kojak

What is Strangling Kojak?

Masturbating

Choking the chicken

Beating the bishop

Taking matters into your own hands

Holding your sausage hostage

Having a date with Pam and her five friends

Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

Qualijare

1. coolness, a good thing, dude that was qualijare See Jared 1. coolness, a good thing, dude that was qualijare See Jared..

Fluvial

1. skateboarding term for something that was impressive. "Dude that was totally fluvial!"..

Guns Of Navarone

1. large breasts, also see wappers, baps, bresticles, loe pillows, dirty loaves. "..i knew i was on for a night of balls deep action ..

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