Strangling Kojak

What is Strangling Kojak?

Masturbating

Choking the chicken

Beating the bishop

Taking matters into your own hands

Holding your sausage hostage

Having a date with Pam and her five friends

Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

Doomstink

1. Doomstink, verb. Doomstink is just a way of saying I farted, in another, less obvious, and ten times cooler way. It is also the name of..

Qantas

1. The national airline of Australia. Also one of the safest. Stands for Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Service. It's spe..

Jimmy Jackles

1. when someones trousers are noticably short and you can see there polka dot granny socks mr taylor was flashin his star trek ltd edition..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Strangling Kojak Edit Meaning