Strangling Kojak

What is Strangling Kojak?

Masturbating

Choking the chicken

Beating the bishop

Taking matters into your own hands

Holding your sausage hostage

Having a date with Pam and her five friends

Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

Zomgloflwaffle

1. The way of over laughing. but not laughing too loud so that the pancake wakes up. dude1: So i was like cooking a pancake dude2: yo mum..

Redalpha

1. Bragging, wannabe powerful dictator. Totally obsessed with his girlfriend. Hey, look at that Adolf Red!..

Zweet

1. Sarcastic slang word made up in Kansas that means messed up Zweet, man, you are a skater! That sucks!..

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