Strangling Kojak

What is Strangling Kojak?

Masturbating

Choking the chicken

Beating the bishop

Taking matters into your own hands

Holding your sausage hostage

Having a date with Pam and her five friends

Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

Going To Paramus

1. Shamelessly seeking validation/adoration from anyone who will give it to you. From the movie, "Soap Dish" in which Sally Fie..

Hurin

1. In Tolkien's book The Silmarillion, Hurin was the head of the house of Hador at the time of the Nirnaeth Arnoediad. He was transpo..

Vagoner

1. An erect clitoris (vagina boner). That bitch was gettin' so hot. She had a huge vagoner! 2. 1. A female erection. 2. A Female ..

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