Strangling Kojak

What is Strangling Kojak?


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Masturbating

Choking the chicken

Beating the bishop

Taking matters into your own hands

Holding your sausage hostage

Having a date with Pam and her five friends

Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls


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