Strangling Kojak

What is Strangling Kojak?

Masturbating

Choking the chicken

Beating the bishop

Taking matters into your own hands

Holding your sausage hostage

Having a date with Pam and her five friends

Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

Thunder-suck

1. An incredibly fast and enjoyable fellatial experience. 'Hey girl, stop this bitchin'and give me a thunder-suck!' '..

Daxed

1. 1. TO BE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS. 2. TO BE DELIRIOUS OR IN A STATE OF SHOCK. 3. SURPRISED, NOT ABLE TO EXPRESS THE MEANING OF A C..

Dias

1. Drown in a shower Related to DIAF (die in a fire) but for those people who prefer to wish watery deaths upon people. person 1: I hate ..

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