Strangling Kojak

What is Strangling Kojak?

Masturbating

Choking the chicken

Beating the bishop

Taking matters into your own hands

Holding your sausage hostage

Having a date with Pam and her five friends

Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

Unnaturally Hard

1. an erection resulting from the overuse of viagra or other horny pills that old fogey is unnaturally hard..

Kozby

1. is like the best thing in the world, i stands 4 goin out all the time 2 get pissed and gettin off wiv girls. its just bein gr8 me..

Ripped Up Fireplace

1. An unsightly vagina. Her vagina looked like a ripped up fireplace. See axe wound, slit, vag, foo foo, Oz..

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