Strangling Kojak

What is Strangling Kojak?

Masturbating

Choking the chicken

Beating the bishop

Taking matters into your own hands

Holding your sausage hostage

Having a date with Pam and her five friends

Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

V-tak

1. v-tak. variable transistor accumulator kineticizer Johnny Ricer:"once that V-TAK kicks in im gone" See v-tech, tach, tacky..

'tooth Fairy

1. Any idiot who constantly wears their blue-tooth earpiece, wheather they are actually on the phone or not; like it is a new fashion acces..

Dirty Norgate

1. A name used to express mild annoyance of a person, similar to a fool, an idiot etc. Originating from Cornwall. Can also be used with an..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Strangling Kojak Edit Meaning