What is Strangling The Anointed One?

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Euphemismfor masturbation.

Inspired by news story titled: "'Don’t strangle the anointed one,' wife pleaded in row over Mel Gibson film".

The article describes a theological argument that broke out between a religious couple over the movie "Passion of the Christ" which resulted in the husband attempting to strangle his wife.

"...He was late to the party because he was busy 'strangling the anointed one'."

"...It's been said that 'strangling the anointed one' can make you go blind."

See masturbation, jerking off, spanking the monkey, strangle, anointed
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