What is Straub?
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adj: a "closeted" male teacher that preys upon innocent, malnourished children particularly under the age of twelve. Is an avid reader of children`s stories, and enjoys sharing his own personal memories of scaring the wits out of small, fearful kindlings in a tent during a rapid thunderstorm.
"Did you see that news special about that underage girl and that teacher?
"Yeeeeah, he was such a Straub!"
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