Straussburger

What is Straussburger?


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A fat whore's pussy that is impossible to find unless the fat roles are pushed out of the way. When eaten, it causes severe pains and discomfort. The only cure is to get returned oral pleasure from the strausburger. There are few if not any cases of survival. Eating a strausburger is a death sentence. The first symptoms are a ruined reputation. The virus spreads between sisters. The center of disease control considers this a threat to humanity and procreation.

Hey Brandon, how was that Straussburger last night?

It tasted like rotten fish, I think I am getting sick, I think I am going to go hang out with Kristin.

See whore, slut, amy, kristin, blumpkin


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