Strautzing

What is Strautzing?

To, while sober, attempt to have sex with inebriated girls.

Douche: I had to go to work the next day, so I was sober all night.

Designated Driver: Didn't you hook up with that drunk chick?

Douche: Yeah, I was strautzing.

"No, I didn't rape her. I was just strautzing."

See rape, date rape, douche, tool

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