What is Strautzing?
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To, while sober, attempt to have sex with inebriated girls.
Douche: I had to go to work the next day, so I was sober all night.
Designated Driver: Didn't you hook up with that drunk chick?
Douche: Yeah, I was strautzing.
"No, I didn't rape her. I was just strautzing."
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A story that is supposed to be funny or interesting and starts out strong but ends dully, usually without a point having been made.
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