What is Straw Chewer?
1.
Of or pertaining to a gay male or heterosexual female that endlessly chews on their drink's straw while spewing lame dicussion that bores those around them. Often these people are found against walls or under spotlights posing for their "adoring public." See also: Fagadactyl
Eddie was a complete straw chewer as he mawed away on his plastic hose chatting endlessly about Britney Spears.
See
Random Words:
1.
A large dark hairy pair of vaginal lips found on women with high concentrations of melanin.
Oprah Winfrey has been consumed by the Vagi..
1.
the frightening farts that come after a night of frat party excesses. These will approach suicide and homicide if performed in a small ..
