Straw Chewer

What is Straw Chewer?


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Of or pertaining to a gay male or heterosexual female that endlessly chews on their drink's straw while spewing lame dicussion that bores those around them. Often these people are found against walls or under spotlights posing for their "adoring public." See also: Fagadactyl

Eddie was a complete straw chewer as he mawed away on his plastic hose chatting endlessly about Britney Spears.

See fagadactyl, drill, posh and becks, asshat


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