Straw Mat

What is Straw Mat?

A redhead that will have sex on the floor, with no carpet, no bed, no self esteem

Mike took that straw mat home and got laid on his hardwood floor. His room is nasty too.

See redhead, easy, dirty, floor, sex

Vacuum Packed

1. squeezed into "bottoms" (skirt, shorts, pants, etc...) that are TOO TIGHT, i.e. "vacuum packed" you see a girl and ..

Conspicious

1. Seeming to be very favourable towards a violation of good taste. A combination of auspicious and conspicuous. I would like to thank eve..

Homobrobic

1. The extreme fear or hate of bros (and 18 to 24 year old male who watches family guy, plays ultimate frisbee, and wears and upside down v..

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