Straw Mat

What is Straw Mat?

A redhead that will have sex on the floor, with no carpet, no bed, no self esteem

Mike took that straw mat home and got laid on his hardwood floor. His room is nasty too.

See redhead, easy, dirty, floor, sex

Oh My Jonas

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W.o.g.

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All Corked Up

1. A derivative of Cocked Up, which a co-worker thought we were saying "All Corked Up" instead of "All Cocked Up" The ..

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