Straw Mat

What is Straw Mat?

A redhead that will have sex on the floor, with no carpet, no bed, no self esteem

Mike took that straw mat home and got laid on his hardwood floor. His room is nasty too.

See redhead, easy, dirty, floor, sex

Hell Scran

1. a large amount of food, more specifically used outside of meal times 'I'm starving, lets go the chippy for a hell scran'..

Fart Monkey

1. term of endearment, usually indicative of someone or something (i.e. pets) who occasionally farts, but you like them anyway. Come here ..

3 In The Tree

1. The act of inserting 3 fingers in the vagainer whilst you continue to slide your penis in and out of her vaginer in a rhythmic fashion. ..

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