Straw Mat

What is Straw Mat?

A redhead that will have sex on the floor, with no carpet, no bed, no self esteem

Mike took that straw mat home and got laid on his hardwood floor. His room is nasty too.

See redhead, easy, dirty, floor, sex

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1. Like omgerofl, only much, much worse. Predominantly used by idiots and ironists of the highest calibre. "You just shat your pants?..

Coot Fucktard

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Angerbating

1. Where a man is annoyed at something and Masterbates in an Angry mood. Lyndol: Did ya beat the anger monkey our yer penis? What ya call ..

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