What is Strawberries And Cream?


1.

The ultimate finish to oral sex. As the man deposits his nut butter upon the face of his partner he punches her in the face. When executed properly, the bloody nose produced will result in the famed "Strawberries and Cream".

*SPLAT!*

*BAM!*

"Mmmm, I love me some strawberries and cream"

2.

1. Blood and ejaculate. Esp. menstral fluid and ejaculate.

After we finished intercorse, I noticed we made strawberries and cream.

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3.

When you cum in your girlfriend's vagina when she's on her period, reach your hand into her puss and throw the cum/blood mixture into her face, resulting in a Strawberries and Cream.

"I gave Betty the strawberries and Cream last night!"

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4.

After having sexed your partner, you remove from whatever orifice you were penetrating and cream on some strawberries. Then, your partner eats the treat.

Man: Oh yeah.

Woman: yeah, right there.

Man: oh, thats nice.

Woman: you are so good.

Man: I know. Hold on a second. Oh yeah, oh yeah, here I come, get the strawberries.

Woman: What?

*Man Creams the Strawberries.

Man: Eat that. Strawberries and Cream. Eat that.

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