Strawberry Daiquiri

What is Strawberry Daiquiri?


1.

When you are getting a blowjob after you cum in her mouth you punch her in the nose so the blood drips into her mouth creating a strawberry daiquiri

Man:ughgh!!!!! *CrAcK*

Woman: wtf did you do that for

Man: bitch im giving you a strawberry daiquiri

See bloody, messy, gross, funny

2.

A grotesque mixture of menstrual blood and vaginal fluid, created when a female becomes sexually aroused during menstruation.

Rosemary was suprised to find a strawberry daiquiri in her pants after a trip to the porno theatre.

3.

While having sex with a girl who is on her period, you ejaculate on her face, giving her a sweet, somewhat tangy, mixture of menstrual blood and semen.

She wouldn't stop bitching so I made her a strawberry daiquiri.

See strawberry cheesecake, angry dragon, pink sock, salty pirate, donkey punch


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