Strawberry Girl Edit Meaning

1. The subconscious workings of the various energies in the universe which cause ironic things to happen. That Irony Engine screwed me ove..

1. A Laptop Jaffa is a male whose sperm count has been reduced to zero by constant placing of a hot laptop on the genital region. Pass me ..

1. The speed and precision used by a chef to produce a pie in light speed. Mary appeared on Come Dine With Me but she took ages to make he..