What is Strawberry Shortcut?
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Like a strawberry shortcake (the act of ejaculating on a partner's face and then punching them in the nose, the blood and semen creating the effect of whipped cream and strawberries), only without ejaculating first.
"Dude, I was pissed off at Cindy last night, so I totally gave her a strawberry shortcut."
"So... you punched her in the face?"
"Basically."
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a thesaurical wonder used to get rid of ordinary phrases like "badass" and/or "awesome."
antonyms: Fag-o-tron 2000;..
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A forcefully-ejected fart , but may sometimes be accompanied by butt gravy , which will be ass vomit .
Fool-ass Sucka: Damn, son, what ..
