Strawberry Shortcut

What is Strawberry Shortcut?


1.

Like a strawberry shortcake (the act of ejaculating on a partner's face and then punching them in the nose, the blood and semen creating the effect of whipped cream and strawberries), only without ejaculating first.

"Dude, I was pissed off at Cindy last night, so I totally gave her a strawberry shortcut."

"So... you punched her in the face?"

"Basically."

See strawberry shortcake, punch, semen, blood, strawberries


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