Strawberry Tic Tac Edit Meaning

1. Self-Ejaculating into ones Naval "Last night I jerked off and jizzed into my Naval - I got the missus to suck up the Naval Gravy!&..

1. Johns Hopkins is like unprotected sex; happy you got in, upset that you came. Alex was so happy to get into Johns Hopkins that he did n..

1. One of those 8 pound cell phones that resembles a brick. These devices were primarily made by Motorola in the mid to late 1980's. Z..