What is Strawchewer?
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A drunken, effeminate gay male found in gay establishments/
bars, prone to chewing on cheap straws included in their cocktails. Will often chew on straw as they're cattily remarking on other patrons. The straw acts
as a defense mechanism to convey innocence or coyness. Straw can also be used to draw attention to one's mouth, emulating the act of fellatio.
Bryce caught wind that the strawchewer Barney was making fun of his shoes. He was wrong, however, as Barney chewed his straw out of lust for Bryce.
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Cathophobic is spiritual intolerance through the sacrilegious abuse of Catholic sacraments.
The politically correct establishment runs..
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Similar to a senior moment, but for teenagers.
*Standing right next to the car*
Person a- Where did we park again?!
Person b- Umm... ..
