Stray Human

What is Stray Human?


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A person who after years of no contact shows up or gets dropped off (usually after a divorce, but may just be sniffing around) on your door step because their miserable attempt at life has failed and they would like to hang around your family for a little while. Instead of making a good pet, they usually just eat all your food and shit on your carpet.

My mother-in-law runs the neighborhood stray human shelter.

See stray, human, divorce, pet, shelter


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