What is Streatham?
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A town in the borough of Lambeth, South London. A humming metropolis if crack cocaine or sniffing glue takes your fancy, a dreary dead end town if you are not. If you see a hot woman in Streatham, DO approach her. She is almost certainly lost.
"Do you live in Streatham?"
"Yes"
"Are you a crackhead?"
"No"
"Tough shit man"
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