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Crying and masturbating at the same time.
You know you've hit rock bottom when you make a Double Puddle every night.
See masturba..
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1. A virgin's penis
2. A small-town pimp's penis
1. Eighth-grader: I hate my virginia wood...
2. Horny Small-town Skank: Yo..
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The most important joke of the day. If you dont laugh at it, you'll get sleepy around 11:30.
Sleepy dude: Aw man, why am I so tire..