Street Trash

What is Street Trash?


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Absolute shine bags who spend their days and nights unemployed and loitering on the streets and sidewalks of downtown New Paltz, NY. Street trash can be identified by filthy and mangled Goth clothing, combat boots, home made tattoos, mohawks, blue, red, yellow, green, pink and other gay hair colors, and a tendency to gather, sit on the sidewalks and play guitar whilst bitching about how they are oppressed. Remarkably, most Street Trash are college students whose parents are well off. Some Street Trash are also POIGs.

On a side note, I once puked on the sidewalk after getting completely inebriated one night in 1997, and the next afternoon, a band of street trash were sitting where I puked - fucking degenerate losers.

Wife: Ewww honey, the village should really get all of those garbage bags off the sidewalk. I can taste the stench from all the way over here.

Husband: No, no, no, sweetie, that’s just some local Street Trash. See, look at the shaved-head girl with the hairy belly and combat boots.

Wife: How heinous?

2.

A cult classic/exploitation movie from the late 1980's. The story loosely revolves around a seedy liquor store owner that comes across a case of 60-year-old booze called "Viper" and sells it to the local bums for a dollar a bottle. When the victim drinks the booze, they either melt, fall apart in huge chunks, or explode.

Subplots also include a game of keep-away with a severed penis, necrophilia, and a bizarre love triangle between a low-paying secretary and two transients. Also titled "The Horror on Bowery Street".

This movie was once a hard-to-find gem in the VHS bootlegging circle; it now has a new lease on life thanks to a remastered release on DVD.

I watched that movie Street Trash, and it was vile. I had to take a shower afterwards.

See exploitation, 1980's, bums, homeless


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