Stress Edit Meaning

1.

shitty ass weed. also known as schwag

cali term i think.

I dont want this stress, it has fuckin seeds! Pass that hydro

See dank

2.

The confusion caused when ones mind overrides the body’s natural desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole that desperately needs it.

I used to have stress all the time but now that I've read this I've been able to be stress free!

3.

1) To be overwhelmed with responsiblity.

2) To contain an enormous amount of pressure.

3) To emphasize meaning.

4) What women cause.

1. "Aw fuzjit, i have so much damn homework to do!"

2. "The pillars cant handle much more stress sir!"

3. "I cant stress the importance of this enough!"

4. "Ahhhh!"

4.

Swag, B.S. weed

Stay away from that stress

5.

An unpleasant by-product of life in modern society.

Though seemingly easier, life in today's society causes more stress than ever before.

Bob finds the endless repetition of his 9 to 5life stressful.

Bob was quite stressed after his wife divorced him and won 80% of their combined assets in court.

"Bob had a nervous breakdown after he lost all his money in Enron shares. He should stress less."

6.

its a california slang term which defines a type of weed that is so shitty it causes "stress". the slang originated from the outskirts of southern californian beaches which was passed along until it reached the main cities. many tourists come to CA looking for bomb ass chronic, or chron, but end up with stress because they don't understand CA slang.

Person A: Dude i bought this bomb ass chronic for a tight ass price from a dude that's in my Bio class dude...

Person B: What the fuck are u talkin' about dude... that shit's haggard as fuck... look at it!

Person A: ur right dude it looks shitty... it's not even furry and fluffy dude.. what should i do dude

Person B: it's ur fault.. dude.. u bought stress u fucking idiot

Tourist: hi im from Canada!

Cali pothead dude: that's chill...

Tourist: u got weed, eh?

Cali pothead dude: maybe..... what u lookin for dude.. i mite got what u need

Tourist: im looking for something that might help my "stress"

Cali pothead dude: so ur looking for stress?

Tourist: ??? yeah yeah wutever dude yeah ???

Cali pothead dude: haha 25 bucks a gram dude

Tourist: wut the fuck this is shitty!!!!!

Cali pothead dude: ur face is haggard

7.

Stress: (V) When you want strangle the living shit out of some ass hole who probably deserves it.

I feel like taking my stress out on John.

See stress, strangle, kill, mame, hurt