Stretch Dog Edit Meaning

1. The name of the coolest guy in town. Did you hear that Zorflax beat a jackalope in a five mile foot race?..

1. Needing a nap as soon as possible, as long as possible. Last night I raged until the wee hours of the night and had to wake up so early..

1. Cold enough outside to cause the fun pads to stand up at attention. Hey Mike..check out Brenda, you could hang a coat on those babies. ..