What is Stretchibitionist?
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chics that go to the gym flawlessly in barely there clothing, so they can stretch suggestivly. they are just girls that wanna tease and get some however they have no game so they go for the beefcakes at the gym. they seem to never acctually workout and never acctually break a sweat.
hey amiee, look its another stretchibitionist. ewww shes hitting on that blockhead. to bad she doesnt know hes really not all there. can we say missing some links....
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People who go to the gym to show off their bodies and get attention.
The makeup the stretchibitionist insists on wearing doesn't run and she never seems to break a sweat.
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