Stretchies

What is Stretchies?


1.

After playing guitar hero for way too long, when you look at something else and it seems to stretch or move.

Oh, man, I got a bad case of the stretchies.

See vision, guitar hero, stretch, ps2

2.

A term used to describe the lined marks on a pregnant woman's stomach due to the size when there is a foetus living inside.

Shazza: "I got bare fuckin stretchies on ma belly lyk!"

Cazza: "Yeh, biatch, dey r lyk well ugly init. SIK!!!"

Shazza: "Wats a condom anywayz?"

Cazza: "Dunno ... lyk sumfing bois put on dere diks. Anywayz, u ought 2 use 'em coz dose stretchies are BARE MINGIN MAN!"

See stretch marks, wrinklies


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