Stretch-o-vision

What is Stretch-o-vision?

Fake high definition. When an hdchannel takes a non hdshow and stretches it to fit a full hdscreen.

Hey, Brian, why does everyone on tv look wide?

This show's in stretch-o-vision.

See television, high definition, tv, hd

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