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1. When you get stuck in the hammock because it is so damn comfy! Dude, I was going to get a beer half an hour ago but I got hammocked and..

1. Male masturbation; what a loser uses as a substitute for the vagina he never gets. That fat bastard Dave always talks about all the gir..

1. to be considerably drunk, stoned, or broken. also, when someone's eyes are zerked, they are exrtemely blood red and it is obvious t..