What is Strider?
1.
One of the highest quality knives on earth created by artist Mick Strider. These come in a few variations including folders and fixed blades. It is not possable to be a
Hey see the pocket clip on that guys pocket? He is carrying a Strider.
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2.
Strider Hiryu. An awesome ninja with a long red scarf and a sword named Cypher, from the 1980's arcade game "Strider." He has also appeared in the Marvel vs. Capcom games.
"Strider" is so damn hard...!
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The grease between your legs after you go for a run.
Ah crap, need to shower, this shit smells
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4.
50ft Monster/Enemy working for the Combine from
Walks on 3 opposable legs wielding a heavy machine gun and heavy laser.
1. Singular- Strider
2. Plural - Striders
Citizen - Watchout, there are Striders about!
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someone who does one or more of the following: lies, makes up excuses about not wearing the right shoes,has bad acne, is a pimple, takes bigger than neccasary dips of tobacco, a can of chew or chew in general, bangs 13 year olds, over exagerates, shows up at your house uninvited, is short, is a foster child, has a uncut penis, has smegma, steals cars, wrecks cars, smells bad, has smelly shoes, stays at your house for three months, likes asians, cheats on his girlfreind, wrecks on a bike, "comes home swingin'", doesnt really get shot buy their mom, fucks a girl in a tent, doesnt cum after 2 hours of sex, gets drunk, almostgets alcohol poisoning, has friends named travis and steven, or just generally fucks up.
someone: i stole a 350z!
someone else: no, no you didnt, you strider.
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6.
When you're running to the bathroom and don't make it on time. Then you get strider all over your legs.
Oh shit. I've got strider on my legs.
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guy on tle board
strider is boring
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