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To do something useless.
John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.
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A man blasts his load in the face of another and it pools in that persons eye socket, creating a cum eyepatch of sorts. The optical vers..
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The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.
Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfrien..