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A cross or plus shaped bruise inflicted when the nose of a football contacts the flesh at velocities Elway routinely attained.
You fuck..
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This is scrambled eggs in which semen has been added, usually for the purpose of revenge.
I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me ..
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The safest, most politically correct holiday in the world. Of course, that's assuming you live somewhere that they have winter......
